Things have been hectic for the past, well let’s just say long while, so I haven’t been on any new dates for a while. However, I am back! Yes you heard it I am back! That is, until I disappear again.
Now I love the idea that everything works in a cyclical manner. I love having neatly tied up endings and I like settling my human curiosity. I have been on roughly thirteen dates give or take a few and I think now is a safe point to explain what all of my suitors have been up to!
Date Number One:
I, not surprisingly, have seen him several times around campus. He shadows the halls of my frequented locations. However, he uses these opportunities to ignore me. How polite!
Date Number Two:
I had been hearing rumors about a kid making bombs in Helser and I just found out that they arrested...
Kidding! I’m sure that he has retreated in some way to work on growing his hair and manufacturing some illicit substance.
Date Number Three-Four and a Half:
While I e-mailed one of these men several times, nothing ever happened. In fact, I don’t remember what he looks like so if he decides to greet me on campus, I am going to be one of those rude people. You know who they are.
Date Five:
No idea what happened to him. I think he’s probably still drinking a lot and making sandwiches.
Date Six:
I had a few awkward encounters with Date Five after I stopped talking to him. My Yental PIC organized a BBQ during VEISHEA. While Date Five was not invited officially, he still declared himself to be attending the public event. He then invited
other people to come to the event. Well he arrived and I pretty much was rude and blew him off.
While that was completely wrong of me, sometimes the energy people give off can send a somewhat reliable clue of how the person actually is. I was just a tad bit creeped out by him, so I justified by avoidance.
Spring Break Dates:
I never could find Abliene on Facebook so I hope that he graduated high school.
Canada never accepted my friend request, but I like to imagine that he and his father are out scouting for tail somewhere in the world.
Both Dallas and Florida graduated from high school.
Austin found a very adorable girlfriend.
Both Austin and Dallas are traveling around Europe right now.
WW seems to be putzing around and enjoying life.
Date Ten:
I found out that Date Ten was trying to me and one of my pals. I was not cool with this. She was not cool with this. We were not cool with this. Needless to say I just kind of blew him off after that. However, he still likes things on my Facebook and he still likes things on her Facebook.
Note:
I completely apologize for both the lateness and the lameness of these entries. I will be doing a better job in the future. Right now I am in a course wherein I have class from 9-5, get back to my room, read 60 or so pages, work on projects and write. Needless to say my time is incredibly limited right now. Luckily my sleep issues are being used to their advantage!
I promise I am sitting on some good material! It will all come within a week. However, until then you will have to attempt to enjoy the regurgitated words that I felt implied to spit up all over this blog.
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