VEISHEA Dating Rules Top Ten
As a two year Veishea Veteran I have been able to observe some extremely stupid behavior. I have partaken in some extremely stupid behavior. So here is a little bit of Veishea Dating advice I have learned from these experiences.
So background: Veishea is the largest student-run festival in the nation. It also is an excuse for a lot of students to just get extremely wasted and because a lot of students know this people from all over the place visit and act up and out and start shit. There are also other fun activities that go on but it’s a lot of drinking.
These rules can usually be applied to regular college hookups as well.
1. If you must hookup with someone, do it with a person you will never see again, not someone who is in your psychology lecture or someone who lives down your hall. Just because Veishea is like Spring Break Part Two does not make it Vegas.
2. Also, just because Veishea feels like Spring Break Part Two, relationship rules still apply.
3. Just because you are shit-faced doesn’t not mean that everyone else around you is. They will probably remember all of the disgusting stuff that you have done. Keep that in mind.
4. Always try to remember the name of the person whose couch you are sleeping on. Most people are polite when you forget their name, but you never know.
5. Don’t puke on your date.
6. Also avoid going to bars during Veishea because the cover is obscene.
7. Perhaps avoid regular dates during this weekend because I am not quite sure that they work out so fabulously.
8. Do not do any action that involves an ex. Revenge seems fantastic but it is actually terrible. Especially when you are trashed. You will see this the next morning. A reconnection may seem brilliant when you are sufficiently hammered, but this is a mistake. However, this is also a mistake.
9. While these are several nuggets of knowledge this is the one weekend where you can really toss it all out and live like a hedonist.
10. Be safe. In all ways
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