So the Yentals have been given a ton of rules, however, this does not mean that I can
go ape-shit, either.
Rachelle’s Rules (For Sanity and Other)
1. Thou Shalt not Facebook befriend Thy Daters – This is to ensure no
Facebook stalking takes place. Also it will make sure I actually talk to the
people.
2. Thou Shalt Never EVER Mention Thy Project to Thy Matches
3. Thou Shalt Say Yes to All Thy Yental’s Blind Matches - Provided Thy Yentals
Followed Thy Commandments
4. Thou Shalt Not Get Angry at Yentals for Bad Matches5. Thou Shalt Abandon the Laws of the Trollop and not Kiss a Dater (on the first
date anyways)
6. Thou Shalt Not Stand Up Any of Thy Dates
HOWEVER
7. If Thou Art in a Scary Situation Thou Shalt Call Thy Yental
8. Thou Shalt Put Effort into Thy Dates
9. Thou Shalt Not Identify Any Of Thy Dates By Given Names In This Blog
10. Have fun...
xoxo serialdater
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